For over 25 years, Roy has been entertaining crowds from coast to coast as a stand-up comic, hosting events with audiences from a few into the thousands and has been a huge hit at the Hogs on the High Seas Rallies from the start. Since the first HOHS Rally in 2003, Roy has been behind the microphone keeping the laughs and fun rolling at our shows, events and gatherings. When not cruising with HOHS, you will find Roy working the crowd emceeing numerous events ranging from auctions to weddings and all things in between.
Roy is a transplanted northerner, having spent his wonder years growing up in upstate New York, and moving to Snowshoe Mountain Ski Resort in West Virginia in the early 80’s. For the next 23 years, Roy enjoyed the road less travelled on his stage at The Comedy Cellar with a million laughs and countless memories. After all those years high atop Snowshoe Mountain, hours from the mall and grocery store, Roy and the family heard the call of the real world. With his wife, Melissa, and their four year old twins Roy recently relocated from the Blue Ridge Mountains in West Virginia to bluegrass pastures of Kentucky to begin the next big adventure…
If you think you’ve seen all of Roy’s antics, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!!!
New contest for 2008
The "Sexy Senorita " Contest
The "Sexy Senorita" Contest is our Mexican version of a beauty contest. Our rally passengers aren’t teenagers anymore so No bikini’s but scantily outfits of course. Just a little bit of clothing in the right places can be very hot. We’ll be mixing a bit of pirate wench flare with Mexican cantina style but of course the main emphasis is on sexy. That could be “Busty” or “Booty” or both but outfits count too.
The Senorita that collects the most money from our audience is the "Sexy Senorita " Winner. All collections go to our Kidney Dialysis Fund. Top 10 contestants will split $1,000+ in prizes from the vendors plus a trophy to the winner.
Don’t be surprised if we add Booty Contest added later.
Treasured Chest Winner 2007
Kelly Allison from Hayesville, NC
Amigo Bingo
Photo
by Shadow
With Mucho big Money giveaways!! At our Caribbean rallies $20,000 in cash giveaways is not uncommon, it’s the norm. This ain’t your normal bingo amigo and it’s probably the only time and place you will ever see hundreds of partying bikers so quiet you can hear a pin drop. 20% of the proceeds on the sale of bingo cards goes to the Kidney Dialysis Fund.In 2007 5 of our passengers split $26,280 in CASH. In addition, our dialysis fund collected $5,320.
BIG
PRIZES, lots of fun.
Money
makes you smile...
Topless Hombre Contest
The ladies have fun with this every year and so do the lucky men bring judged. Judges & contestants are randomly drawn from our ballot boxes. This event involves men with no clothes from the waist up and blindfolded women judges and of course it requires touching by the female judges. That’s how they judge. If only airport security could be like this! Top contestants split $1,000+ in vendor prizes from our vendors and a trophy from us.
Our 2007 winner was
Ernie Rupert -
Beech Creek, PA
Belly wacker Contest
The “Belly Wacker” contest. Yeh, it’s the same as our belly smacker contest...just every native Mexican kept pronouncing it “wacker” so when in Mexico speak the language, besides there will be bellies getting wacked anyway. This event is not to be confused with the wimpie “Belly Flop”. We have turned this event into a much more painful sport. In case you are not familiar with the ancient art of the "belly smacker/wacker". Here's what it is: Jumping into a pool from a platform, arms spread, belly first, hitting the water flat and real painful like. Extra points awarded for redness of body parts and the oooohing of the crowd and NO, you don’t just do it once!
Contestants are randomly drawn from our ballot boxes. Roy Riley (our Comedian) is the man in charge of the torture. We have seen everything from skinny white boys, to nuns to 300 pounders and after their bodies are good and numb the real fun begins. I’ve been told some strong Tequila is a big help for contestants, before AND after the contest. This event will leave a mark! We have had over 2,000 spectators at this event. Over $1,500 in prizes to be given away to the top 10 contestants compliments of our vendors plus a Trophy from us.
Belly
Smacker Contest Winner 2007---1st place Gregory Rankin - Virginia Beach, VA
Poker Walk
First
you purchase a Poker Walk sheet for $10.00. Then you draw
a playing card at 5 different locations and times on both
ship and onshore. To spice up the pot even more, our
vendors and the local businesses will kick in over specially
marked cards in the deck at selected Poker Walk stops that
will be instant winners of over $15,000
worth of FREE prizes. Sometimes these special cards will even
benefit everyone in the building. Like a round of FREE drinks
for everyone there. We expect to give away approx. $17,000
in cash and approx. 300 instant vendor prizes worth $15,000.00 and collect $3,400
for the Kidney Dialysis Fund for 2006.
Best
Hand 30%
Mystery hand 10%
Worst Hand 10%
HOHS
Dialysis Fund 50%
Expect
to split approx. $15,000 cash +
$ 10,000 in instant prizes
Leather Required Dinner
This is
a trademark of all our rallies. Our 2 formal nights for
dining will be leather required not the usual suit and
tie or formal gowns. (Unless it's leather and we do have
a few pretty snazzy outfits) Please NO bare chests or
bathing suits. This is one fancy dining hall!-You're welcome
guys! All other dining is of course regular biker attire.
Even our waiters.
Best Beard Contest
The TOP 10 are selected by crowd applause (style), the the women getto make the final judgement by the "touchie-feelie" method. This event also includes mustaches,
goatees, chest hair, etc. Lots of fun.
A lot of unscrupulous
characters
enter every year.Just a heads up,
you need to get a little creative to stand out! This is a Mexican Cruise, Sombrero and Mexican attire would definately be a plus!
Over $1,000 in vendor prizes to the top 10 and a tropy to the winner.
Winner 2007
Best Beard:
Patrick Streepy- Fredericksburg, VA
That’s right! Gotta have a bike show at a rally. IronWorks
magazine has stepped up to the plate again for the Fourth
year and agreed to put the winners photos and a small write
up of 7 classes in their national magazine. Plus we will show
the bikes and the names of the winners on our website all
next year.
Here’s how it
works.
Contest is open to all registered rally participants.
Vendors are not eligible.
You can use only 1 photo of your bike.
Photo must be no larger than 5x7.
Must be on high photo quality gloss paper (Photo lab quality)
The winning photo
from each 7 classes will receive a trophy and will be featured
in IronWorks Magazine
On the back of each photo place your name, complete address,
phone #, E-mail address (if available) year, make, and model
of bike.
You will also be required to fill out a brief form to
describe your bike and any modifications (60 words or less
).
A small panel of judges will be selected by IronWorks
& Hogs on the High Seas® to narrow the field.
Final judging will be made by the IronWorks Editor Dain
Gingerelli.
Class winners will be announced aboard ship at one of
our nightly shows near the end of the rally.
8 Classes are:
Big Twin - Twin Cam
Big Twin - Evo
Big Twin – Pre-Evo
Twin Cam Touring
Sportster/Buell
Custom Built (From componets)
Other V-Twin Manufacturer
People’s Choice
Each registered Rally passenger will receive one vote ballot
in their welcome package. So don’t forget to turn your
ballot in.
At every nightly giveaway show, you can buy tickets as you
enter and are seated before the show starts. The matching
number from your ticket stub is put into the pot. The money
collected from the ticket sales is totaled, and then divided
in half. We draw a ticket number for the winner at the end
of every show. The matching number drawn will receive half
the total money collected. The other half goes to our Kidney
Dialysis Fund. In an effort to have more winners, courtesy
of some of our vendors, several ticket #’s will be drawn
for instant winners before the grand prize winner is drawn.
At our 5th Anniversary Western Caribbean Rally 6 winners spilt
$40,460 in CASH and 35 Participants won instant prizes donated by Vendors totaling
$ 25,133. The other half of the 50/50 cash ($40,460) went
to our Kidney Dialysis Fund. That's a total of $65,593 in CASH and PRIZES split between 45 winners! We don't expect our 1st Mexican Rally to revival those numbers, but you'll be surprised!
Tattoo Contest
For years now we have been paying our passengers $50.00 cash for each HOHS rally tattoo. Each and every passenger that has 1 of our
past or current logo’s tattooed on a visible place on
their body will receive $50.00. With $500.00 paid to the best
HOHS tattoo winner. Last year we paid out $2,450.00 between 15 people. Hey, we believe every company should reward those people that are dedicated enough to tattoo a company logo on there body!
Lyle Volden and Allen Marschat the 2007 Tattoo Contest 1st Place Winners
Click the photo of the winners to get a better look at their tattoos
Our HOHS 2008 logos are shown below
Click the tattoos to get a printable PDF file of the current 2008 logos to take to your tattoo artist. For years now we have been paying our passengers $50.00 cash for each HOHS rally tattoo. Each and every passenger that has 1 of our current year's logos tattooed on a visible place on
their body will receive $50.00. Every past rally tattoo logo will receive $25.00 up to a maxium of $250.00 per person. With $500.00 paid to the best
HOHS tattoo winner. Last year we paid out $2,450.00 between 15 people. Hey, we believe every company should reward those people that are dedicated enough to tattoo a company logo on there body!
Official On-Shore Party Locations
Preview of On-Shore Fun!
To receive our advertised
HOHS discounts, special prices, etc. you must present
your CREWMEMBER I.D. armband at these locations. All these
locations will have 'Welcome Hogs on the High Seas banners
displayed outside-easy to find-and all have agreed to
turn all music off for 5 minutes and announce 'the ship
is leaving' one hour before
departure.
Believe me...You'll need it!!!!
Cabo Wabo —Cabo San Lucas
Cabo Wabo (Sammy Haggar's place) will be our official Poker Walk stop and party location in Cabo. HOHS welcome banner outside, ANY 5 drinks for $30 U.S. WE also recieve 10% off all merchandise purchases over $75 U.S. Must show your HOHS armband. Sammy has his own trademark BLUE tequila. Look for the Cabo Wabo lighthouse.
Official Poker Walk Stop
Senor Frog's —Mazatlan
Senor Frog’s will be our official party location in Mazatlan. For those that have cruised with us in the Caribbean, they are the same company as Carlos 'n' Charlie’s.
Serious alcohol content and lots of raucous fun at this location. They may even have a new place built by the time we arrive next year. We’ll be glad to break it in for them. Welcome banner outside, drink package, etc. to be announced later.
Official Poker Walk Stop
holiday inn sunspree resort —Mazatlan
In conjunction with Billy Chapman's Steel Thunder Outfitters they have created a one stop do it all location. Located right on the beach, with a beautiful infinity pool, one price all-you-can-eat and DRINK, a mariachi band, Mexican dancers, massages, jet skiing, parasailing, vendors, scooters, Harley and ATV rentals, donkey races...you name it! Plus, they are giving away over $3,000 in vendor prizes by random drawing to those present. See more details on the fun right below!
RALLY ENTERTAINMENT
Live Rock & Roll / Blues Band Blues Bullies from Colorado ALL Day,
2 Specialty Singers Country & Western to Rock & Roll, Ballet Folklorica Traditional Mexican Dance, Pancho Villa Tequila, Shot/Slammers,
Mexican Mariachi, Magician, Clown
lljljlkjlkjljkljljlj kPARTICIPATION EVENTS with PRIZES
-Piñata in Pool , -Catch a Bass
-Human Bowling , -Sing with the Band
-Tug of War / Team Event 445545l, -Pig Pen-Wrestling
-Rock & Roll .kk -Men's & Women's Dance Contest
TOURS AND RENTALS
All tours depart from and Return to the Sun Spree / STO Rally. Take any of the tours and see the high points of Mazatlan and still enjoy the excitement
of the Rally Event.
VENDORS ON SITE
In order to maximize the Hogs on the High Seas attendees’ convenience at the STO Rally, we will have over 25 venders of Mazatlan’s best product at
the Rally. You will be able to shop, eat and drink, participate in events,
listed to the live entertainment and not miss anything including
vendor product drawings.
This place has the potential to be our biggest party EVER. Again, it’s the same company as Carlos N Charlies. It’s brand new, located in a gorgeous spot on the beach and we don’t have to be back on the ship until 8:00pm!
I believe the day we stop is, drinks are FREE for women with no shirts or was it wet t-shirt day? Oh yeh, this could be interesting. By the way this area in Puerto Vallarta is beautiful and we are on shore for 12 hours. We like to think of it as Hawaii but 1/3 the price. We’ll have specials here to of course to be announced later.
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First
you purchase a Poker Walk sheet for $10.00. Then you draw
a playing card at 5 different locations and times on both
ship and onshore. To spice up the pot even more, our
vendors and the local businesses will kick in over specially
marked cards in the deck at selected Poker Walk stops that
will be instant winners of over $
